Haitian zombies love chocolate chip cookies. When they discovered that Americans spend billions on Halloween treats, they assumed treats meant chocolate chip cookies. Consequently, 372,928 zombies hired Mexican Coyotes to smuggle them into America.
Homeland Security found out. The President canceled Halloween. Meanwhile, Congress rushed through a bill to provide chain saws to every American household.
Zombies donít watch TV or read newspapers, so they were unaware of this.
On Halloween night, all the zombies went trick-or-treating for chocolate chip cookies. All 372,927 were destroyed by chain saws when they rang doorbells.
Every scrap of putrid zombie remains was collected, ground, and packaged. Falsely labelled as "Prime Ground Beef," twenty million pounds were shipped to China. One pound for every poisonous toy China has exported to America.
submitted at 11:37pm
14 May 2009
Michael's stories have been published by 107 magazines and 30 anthologies.