Don't Read Everything
One day I read something in a newspaper that made me chuckle.
I decided to try it out.
Everything went without a hitch for the next week and a half.
Then police showed up.
I played it cool and they left me alone... until one morning.
A neighbor screamed her lungs out at what her mutt brought home.
Next thing I know, I'm in a squad car while the fuzz is knee-deep in my trashcans.
If only I hadn't read that article about cannibalism. Or people weren't so touchy with the subject.
11 April 2014