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Don't Read Everything

One day I read something in a newspaper that made me chuckle.

I decided to try it out.

Everything went without a hitch for the next week and a half.

Then police showed up.

I played it cool and they left me alone... until one morning.

A neighbor screamed her lungs out at what her mutt brought home.

Next thing I know, I'm in a squad car while the fuzz is knee-deep in my trashcans.

If only I hadn't read that article about cannibalism. Or people weren't so touchy with the subject.

Story by:

Adrian George Nicolae

11 April 2014