Poorly Punctuated Dinner Party, England
In the hallway, Kate introduces her two guests to her husband, Dick.
'Roger Sue Dick. Dick Roger Sue.'
'Likewise. Shall we eat Kate?'
'Okay. Roger Sue in the dining-room. Please come.'
'Let's enter Sue.'
Later, in the dining-room ... 'Kate tastes great!'
Later ... 'Roger bottoms up. Bottoms up Sue.'
'Chocolate finger Sue Roger?'
After their goodbyes, the hosts go up to bed. 'Dick?'
'It wasn't a question.'
'I've got to be up early.'
8 January 2016