A guy walked into a bar.
He entered into a trance and a daze. He stumbled up and down the room with a bottle of rum. He collapsed onto another man and lay on the ground as the world span around him.
He awoke in a bed with a bandage wrapped around his head and with a doctor standing over him. He questioned. "What happened? Why am I here?"
The doctor replied, "You have been in a coma dream for a year now because you walked into some lead piping."
submitted at 12:06pm
2 July 2008