This One Time
This one time, I was so drunk I parked my car crooked in the driveway.
-- Oh, great story, make sure you tell it at parties.
Okay, this one time, I was a temp and we had elevator races to the third floor.
-- Wow, you live on the edge. Iím so impressed. Not.
Well, this one time, I was riding Gentlemanís Agreement and he bolted and we jumped the hedges and wound up in the pond.
-- That is the most incredible thing thatís ever happened to anyone!
But really, this one time, I kept driving. I mean, I knew I had hit her. I knew she was laying in the road in a very strange position. But there was no one around and it was dark. So I kept driving.
submitted at 3:09pm
17 December 2009