"Eat. You are very thin." Husband said to his guest.
The wife cuts a very thin slice of bread and offers it to the guest.
"To slim is healthy." She advises.
"But Iím afraid."
"If I jump from top floor, Iíll stay suspended in the air."
"Then you must eat." And she gives him the whole loaf.
submitted at 7:56am
1 May 2010