Those Fabulous Eighties
1980: You turn into a seagull.
1981: Lightening strikes your outdoor bathtub while you soak in it.
1982: Your dreams contain almost no truth.
1983: Some people please you but mostly they nauseate you. Especially Bob.
1984: Quit school in order to feel a part of a movement.
1985: You graffiti "All Art is Quite Useless" on a friendís apartment walls.
1986: Take Greyhound to Jamaica. Nearly drown.
1987: You develop a sizeable lisp.
1988: Flee to Canada when Bush is selected next U.S. President.
1989: Become a Coronerís Gift Shop Sales Rep in Manitoba.
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26 May 2010
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