The aliens held Ronald by his arms and legs, but he kicked free.
"I took your tests! I proved humans are intelligent beings." Ronald punched the smallest alien in the face.
"Why are you still eating us?"
The alien held his bleeding snout. "But we give thanks to our Creator for providing us Earth and we honor your strength and intelligence before every meal!"
"But we're the same. We think, we feel, we fight. I don't understand!"
The alien with the large frontal stomach blasted Ronald with the toaster ray gun.
"It's because you taste good."
submitted at 3:46pm
14 October 2010
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