Strickland always wanted to be with a Jewish girl. All his friends told him that they were easy and would do anything - especially for a gentile.
Unfortunately, Strickland had no redeeming physical or social features so he could never get a date with anyone much less a Jewish girl.
On his eighteenth birthday he decided to give himself a Jew as a gift and planned a kidnapping. There wasn't much planning. He drove over to the west side of town and when he recognized a Jewish girl from school he put on a Obama mask and drove up beside.
Pulling a cap pistol, he rolled down the window and said, "Get in the car."
"Hey, Strickland," she laughed recognizing his car, "You're a riot" and continued walking on her way to her date with a gentile boy from the school newspaper who had been having his way with her for months.
submitted at 1:08pm
8 January 2011
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