Love The One You're With
"Oh no, darling," Mrs G. said to her millionaire husband, "I couldn't possibly give birth to a child. All that distortion. And I have such a beautiful tummy. The maid will have to have it instead."
So Hiram C. Grant went off with the maid, and they had three children. And the ex-Mrs Grant grew fat and grumpy till she got too old to have children and blamed her ex-husband for her loneliness.
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17 September 2011
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