"Wealth is worthless."
You Polonius idiot. Money is power. Power is worth it. When I get it, I'll squash you like the bug you are.
"A fool has a golden cheekbone."
You bootlicker, poor pathetic son of a burgerflipper. I'll show you, I'll have two cheekbones and my eyes will be rubies.
"You put your hands to your beak and there is a slit at the pelican wattle."
At least I'll have wings, at least I can fly, you'll be on the ground forever.
"All hard work brings profit."
I'll hard work my heel into your back and snap-crack your spine into oblivion.
Now, give me my allowance,
14 August 2012