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"Wealth is worthless."

You Polonius idiot. Money is power. Power is worth it. When I get it, I'll squash you like the bug you are.

"A fool has a golden cheekbone."

You bootlicker, poor pathetic son of a burgerflipper. I'll show you, I'll have two cheekbones and my eyes will be rubies.

"You put your hands to your beak and there is a slit at the pelican wattle."

At least I'll have wings, at least I can fly, you'll be on the ground forever.

"All hard work brings profit."

I'll hard work my heel into your back and snap-crack your spine into oblivion.

Now, give me my allowance,


Story by:

Emma Ambos

14 August 2012